I never thought I’d ever have to use bear survival skills against a squirrel. It was a lovely day in southern California, the sun was setting and I decided to take the trash out at work before it got dark. As I am at the dumpster I turn around and notice a squirrel across the street in a bush. I say hello to the squirrel, as I say hi to most of my animal friends, and noticed it was looking at me in a way I have never seen a squirrel look at me before. I thought it wanted t

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